Laugh at Self

Lately in these lovely NYC streets I've dealt with the constant stares of many different females/males...I'm starting to think people have "looking" problems lol. Upon today a female swore I was staring in her mouf! I yelled back Puhleeze! She look like a donkey w/buckteeth! Lol..God gave us eyes to look....of Course u gonna stare at folks, places, &things. Like how do you sound as a person smh. I laughed and moved along. Then funny....a dude was blocking the door to get out the Dunkin Donuts so I pushed him&the door...He said "Dayuum Mah U jus pushin a brutha!" I said "Yup" and as I proceeded to walk out I trip on the sidewalk! LMBO! What happens next dude runs out the shop and yells "See mah I woulda caught u if u fell...But See God Don't like ugly!" LMBO smh...I was embrassed I had to laugh at myself!...Mind You u continued to look at my ass as I hurried to the train station.